The infamous limerick thread returns

[Cluck]

Try reading it in an Scouse accent, does it work then?

I tried that but now I just have a desire to steal wheels off cars

(runs)

 

[pippinfort]

'ey 'ey 'ey calm down calm down

 

[Konan]

Keep it on topic please

 

[pippinfort]

pffft, what are you? the forum police or something?

oh, wait, hangon ....

Sorry sir, won't do it again sir

 

[Konan]

Was wanting to sell off my ride
Inside me that felt somewhat shite
So i asked for advice
From some forum guys
So will continue to drive it with pride.

 

[Cluck]

Get back to rhymes the skull cried
Many off-topic posts he had spied
This post of 5 lines
Should do just fine
Actually it's got six, I lied
So there

 

[RomKnight]

I wanted to make a post
In a thread I might not ace.
But something inside me yelled:
"Go for it this time!"
Or was it "know your place"?

 

[Womp83]

So a chicken nicked wheels from a car,
I guess the driver won't get very far..
The chook then ran off,
It spluttered and coughed,
Cause i think it had a cigar.

 

[Bull Shark]

Well as a pastry chef I have to make one in the new year as well,

There once was a baker so grand,
With flour and yeast in his hand,
In the glow of the year,
He brought us good cheer,
And his loaves were the best in the land.

 

[Womp83]

An entire month has gone by,
And the limerick thread has

Shit.. I've already done that one. Well, this is awkward.


I'll see myself out..

 

[Konan]

The Celica failed MOT
My uncle he had a look see
He fixed what he could
It still was no good
Get ready for attempt number three.

(to be continued...)

 

[Bull Shark]

There once was a man in a rush,
Who cooked all his meals in a flush,
But then he took time,
Let flavors align,
And now all his stews are lush!

 

[Womp83]

We hope this isn't the end,
For Konan's trustworthy friend.
If the car doesn't pass,
He'll be down on his ass,
Cause a lot of money he'll spend.

 

[Konan]

On my shoulders there was this big load
But the Celica's back on the road
With some extra cost
Which is money i've lost
But at least i'm not driving a toad.